ABOUT

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Founding

The Church of the Living Chapstick is a religion focused on the worship of Lip Balm, the almighty God of the world. Our testement is written on walls, and comes in the form of hand made lip balm.

 

 Issues

The Church began over 3 years ago when two of the founding members sat in an cave of bushes up a trail in Ojai. A Carmex EZ Squeez Tube was passed around. Thier lives would never be the same.

The Chapocalypse

Petrolium

Carmex

Vandalism

Tolerance

 
Satire Underlying Philisophies

 

 
* Chapstick is a registered trademark of Wyeth Consumer Healthcare. We are in no way affiliated with Wyeth Consumer Healthcare or their products. Use of the word chapstick refers to all lip balm.